Bình loạn trong chương trình (máy tính)

Bên Stackoverflow có câu hỏi: “What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?” Dưới đây là vài câu trả lời.

Nếu bạn không cười lăn ra đất thì bạn nên chuyển sang làm địa ốc, làm máy tính không thích hợp với bạn.

#define if while

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.