Homer Simpson
Ngô Quang Hưng | 17 tháng 09, 2006 | 
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Vài phát biểu của Homer Simpson:
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Scully: Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England!
I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Marge, it takes two to lie … One to lie, and one to listen.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
I hope I didn’t brain my damage!
First you don’t want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.